This is the vampire I was telling you about.
He's a foul-mouthed mess of a real-life ghoul, complete with hilarious cursing and all the sarcasm you can stomach.
They're the best kind, right?
No sparkles, though. That would be lame.
Click here to buy him at Amazon.
I've written some stuff for younger readers, too.
Songs from the Phenomenal Nothing is a YA story about a guitarist who can't get over the death of his mom. Starfire and the Miracle Tree is about a little girl who plants an angel feather in her front yard. It's a whimsical tale for middle-graders.
They're both pretty emotional and tend to make people sad.
But it's a good sad. I swear.